Spotlight on:
The Republic of Agaz |
“Inb4 9003 drops to rare”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: accelerator |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Republic of Agaz is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.788 billion Agazians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 86.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Agazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion 9003s a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,934 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaz's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Agaz is ranked 56,172nd in the world and 1st in accelerator for Most Stationary, with 786.9732463368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Agaz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Agaz, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Agaz, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in Agaz, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
- : Following new legislation in Agaz, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Agaz, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Agaz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Agaz, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Agaz, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Agaz, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.