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The Nomadic Peoples of Afhonikkwn

“Kiwtod, Afhonik, Nawtoggaet”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Nomadic Peoples of Afhonikkwn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.133 billion Afhonikkwnik are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Afhonikkwn economy, worth 44.1 trillion Grakens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 14,067 Grakens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afhonikkwn's national animal is the Pickerel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is an indigenous shamanic druidism.

Afhonikkwn is ranked 33,811th in the world and 251st in Forest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 775.1 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Income Equality: 2,835thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,032ndNicest Citizens: 17,776thMost Devout: 19,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,690thMost Politically Free: 19,892ndMost Inclusive: 21,396th
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 27th in the region

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