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The Republic of Aetulia

“For our homeland, always ready!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.751 billion Aetulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,128 trillion Drakkars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 357,491 Drakkars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

No suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, Aetulian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and the statue in the Wilson Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Aetulia is ranked 207,477th in the world and 9,150th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -999.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Secular: 96thRudest Citizens: 179thLargest Retail Industry: 238thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 376thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 447thHighest Disposable Incomes: 509thMost Influential: 570thMost Scientifically Advanced: 577thMost Efficient Economies: 824thLargest Information Technology Sector: 922ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,114thMost Cultured: 1,192ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,242ndSmartest Citizens: 1,268thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,387thMost Armed: 1,461stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,620thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,970thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,053rdTop
Most Avoided: 2,219thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,314thMost Developed: 2,564thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,250thHighest Economic Output: 3,925thLargest Governments: 3,999thLargest Black Market: 4,492ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,424thLowest Crime Rates: 8,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,372ndTop
Most Stationary: 10,537thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,275thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,587thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,298th
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Avoided: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 148th in the regionLargest Black Market: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionMost Stationary: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 433rd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 463rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 499th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 558th in the regionLargest Populations: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 694th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 698th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 844th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 900th in the region

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