The Republic of Aetulia
“For our homeland, always ready!”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.751 billion Aetulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,128 trillion Drakkars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 357,491 Drakkars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
No suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, Aetulian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and the statue in the Wilson Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, the statue in the Le Chiffre Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, Aetulian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, criminals are thrown to the Dragons to repay their debt to society.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
- : Aetulia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, Aetulians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
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