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The Place of Adavan is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.765 billion Adavanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearlin. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Adavanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,642 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,162 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, Adavanian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime is totally unknown. Adavan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adavan is ranked 316,147^th in the world and 5,151^st in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -31.05 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.