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The Theocracy of Achidyemay

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The Theocracy of Achidyemay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.839 billion Achidyemayans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Palachurch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Achidyemayian economy, worth 922 trillion Thoughtful Prayers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,171 Thoughtful Prayers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,763 per year while the poor average 13,162, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Achidyemay's national animal is the Peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hexose.

Achidyemay is ranked 291,920^th in the world and 11,186^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 13.15 law-abiding acts per hour.

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