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The Haus of Acceel

“I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Haus of Acceel is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lady Gaga with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.057 billion Acceelese people are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floral Harbour. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Acceelese economy, worth 255 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is 62,938 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lady Gaga is considering changing the Acceelese flag to one with more glitter, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Lady Gaga is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acceel's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Up to interpretation.

Acceel is ranked 277,200th in the world and 9,662nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 7.787842238 days.

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Most Pacifist: 4,227thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,738thSafest: 5,824thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,848thBest Weather: 5,990thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,626thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,753rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,339thNicest Citizens: 7,369thMost Inclusive: 7,517thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,235thHighest Food Quality: 9,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,701stHealthiest Citizens: 12,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,712thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,854thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,442ndTop
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Most Cultured: 15,662ndMost Income Equality: 15,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,564thMost Secular: 19,852ndSmartest Citizens: 20,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,162ndLargest Governments: 28,673rd
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Most Pacifist: 217th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 259th in the regionBest Weather: 313th in the regionSafest: 324th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 336th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 368th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 374th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 377th in the regionNicest Citizens: 382nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 422nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 426th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 544th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 560th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 633rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 658th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 739th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 854th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 909th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 910th in the regionMost Cultured: 910th in the region

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