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The Holy Colony of Absovenia

“Neck khaosp hujosmap phosma nauspawasp”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

Regional Influence: Squire


The Holy Colony of Absovenia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by K'yoove Desei with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 874 million Absovenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smav Hujck Vhokshck. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Absovenian economy, worth 62.5 trillion Absovenian Soliduses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 71,561 Absovenian Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime is totally unknown. Absovenia's national animal is the Absovenian Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absovenia is ranked 5,584th in the world and 3rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring 117.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Devout: 4,068thMost Primitive: 5,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,382ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,582ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,512thMost Influential: 8,497thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,264thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,838thNicest Citizens: 15,358thMost Cultured: 17,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,359thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,484thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,507th
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 26 » Liossalde, Dekks, Venovica, Silverfish37, Proxmire, Qingling, Maupedonia, La Pays De Soliel, United Syndicates of Sol, AtlasBarfed, Gallo Republic, New Viles, Mauvemarke, Ezechard, Zenthen Isles, Talamia, The Celtic Islets, Small Potato, Varavano, Siriza, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Silabar, Oh my god it is so hard to find a name, Anacomia, Ligyptodan, and Requand.