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The Empire of AbsolutelyNotSul


Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: The Global Union Consortium

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Empire of AbsolutelyNotSul is a huge, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning NOOOOOOOOOOO population. The hard-nosed population of 698 million AbsolutelyNotSulians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The AbsolutelyNotSulian economy, worth 27.7 trillion NOOOOOOOS a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,674 NOOOOOOOS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and state media insists that Leader is the most fashionable leader in The Global Union Consortium. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsolutelyNotSul's national animal is the NOOOOOOOOOOO, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AbsolutelyNotSul is ranked 134,387th in the world and 33rd in The Global Union Consortium for Rudest Citizens, with 45.96 Insults Per Minute.

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