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The Republic of Absolute communism95

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

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The Republic of Absolute communism95 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.14 billion Absolute communism95ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism95ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,015 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism95's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism95 is ranked 30,754^th in the world and 1,957^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.27 law-abiding acts per hour.

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