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The Republic of Absolute communism81

“Pride and Industry”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Republic of Absolute communism81 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.015 billion Absolute communism81ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism81ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,265 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism81's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Absolute communism81 is ranked 112,006th in the world and 1,640th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 354.73580074672 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,586thMost Devout: 3,923rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,081stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,730thMost Patriotic: 7,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,998thLargest Black Market: 8,913thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,980thLowest Crime Rates: 12,101stLargest Mining Sector: 14,628thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,201stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,103rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,678thLargest Governments: 19,238thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,420thMost Efficient Economies: 20,532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,968thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,099thHighest Economic Output: 28,621st
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Most Devout: 216th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 499th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 554th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 614th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 615th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 687th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 735th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 735th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 749th in the regionLargest Black Market: 758th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 850th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 934th in the region

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