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The Republic of Absolute communism73 |
“Mission Accomplished”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Republic of Absolute communism73 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.154 billion Absolute communism73ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism73ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,557 baht, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, Absolute communism73's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism73's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism73 is ranked 19,500th in the world and 1,308th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.12 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, Absolute communism73's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Absolute communism73 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism73, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.