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The Republic of Absolute Communism6

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

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The Republic of Absolute Communism6 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 9.301 billion Absolute Communism6ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism6ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,008 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,972 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Absolute Communism6, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism6's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute Communism6 is ranked 6,059^th in the world and 323^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.93 law-abiding acts per hour.

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