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The People's Republic of Absolute communism583

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The People's Republic of Absolute communism583 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.377 billion Absolute communism583ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism583ian economy, worth 815 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,390 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and museums offer moralization or your money back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism583's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism583 is ranked 3,031st in the world and 168th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,882.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,402ndMost Patriotic: 2,737thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,031stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,752ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,268thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,915thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,726thMost Authoritarian: 13,871stHighest Average Incomes: 13,960thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,529thMost Developed: 14,554thHealthiest Citizens: 15,185thMost Devout: 16,461stLargest Black Market: 16,599thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,684thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,061stLowest Crime Rates: 20,119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,166thMost Inclusive: 22,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,037thHighest Food Quality: 28,013thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,089thBest Weather: 28,185thLargest Mining Sector: 29,027thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,181stMost Efficient Economies: 29,742ndLargest Governments: 30,396thSmartest Citizens: 31,747th
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Most Patriotic: 69th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 90th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 626th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 639th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 684th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 870th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 949th in the regionMost Devout: 990th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,004th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,004th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,019th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,057th in the regionMost Developed: 1,065th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,120th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,197th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,298th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,308th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,315th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,396th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,421st in the regionMost Influential: 1,464th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,483rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,495th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,510th in the region

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