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The People's Republic of Absolute communism583 |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The People's Republic of Absolute communism583 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.377 billion Absolute communism583ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism583ian economy, worth 815 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,390 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and museums offer moralization or your money back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism583's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Absolute communism583 is ranked 3,031st in the world and 168th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,882.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Absolute communism583, museums offer moralization or your money back.
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Absolute communism583, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism583, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism583, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
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Absolute communism583 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism583, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Absolute communism583.
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Absolute communism583, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism583, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism583, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
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Absolute communism583 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Largest Black Market.