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The Fiefdom of Absolute communism571 |
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Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Fiefdom of Absolute communism571 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.393 billion Absolute communism571ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism571ian economy, worth 700 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,500 Platinums, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Absolute communism571. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism571's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism571 is ranked 20,998th in the world and 1,178th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,609.22 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Absolute communism571, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Absolute communism571.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism571, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism571, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism571, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism571, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism571, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Absolute communism571ian politicians.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism571, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
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Absolute communism571, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism571, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute communism571, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.