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The Commonwealth of Absolute communism568

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Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Commonwealth of Absolute communism568 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.376 billion Absolute communism568ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism568ian economy, worth 754 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,480 Platinums, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, and edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism568's national animal is the Wolf.

Absolute communism568 is ranked 60,465th in the world and 3,226th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,182 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,714thTop
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Most Armed: 4,541stMost Patriotic: 6,709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,710thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,753rdMost Developed: 12,685thHealthiest Citizens: 13,339thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,982ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,217thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,519thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,292ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 18,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,764thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,566thSmartest Citizens: 20,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,757thMost Conservative: 26,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,289thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 29,158th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Armed: 325th in the regionMost Patriotic: 558th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 785th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 844th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 854th in the regionMost Developed: 883rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 941st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 959th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,018th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,111th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,205th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,346th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,349th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,398th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,414th in the regionMost Influential: 1,456th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,475th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,483rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,569th in the region

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