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The Queendom of Absolute communism333

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The Queendom of Absolute communism333 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.275 billion Absolute communism333ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism333ian economy, worth 637 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,028 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,108 per year while the poor average 40,449, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and the nation thirsts for new freedoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism333's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute communism333 is ranked 23,180^th in the world and 1,573^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

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