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The Democratic States of Absolute communism133

“The falcon cannot hear the falconer”

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The Democratic States of Absolute communism133 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.535 billion Absolute communism133ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism133ian economy, worth 755 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,568 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and Absolute Communism133ian politicians are often described as having more style than substance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism133's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism133 is ranked 23,997^th in the world and 1,713^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.66 law-abiding acts per hour.

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