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The Region of Absolnia

“With our power, we can defy all, even death.”

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The Region of Absolnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eva Neptunia with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.792 billion Absolnians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirage. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,209 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, glamping Absolnians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and supervisors in Absolnia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime is totally unknown. Absolnia's national animal is the Absol, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Adonitology.

Absolnia is ranked 306,659^th in the world and 69^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Pacifist, with 6.28 cheeks turned per day.

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