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The Zombie Free Nomadic Peoples of Aboriginal Brexan

“Don't let me detain you”

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The Zombie Free Nomadic Peoples of Aboriginal Brexan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Havelock Vetinari with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.593 billion Aboriginal Brexanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katwa. The average income tax rate is 11.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aboriginal Brexanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,443 trillion Boomerangs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 569,096 Boomerangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aboriginal Brexan's national animal is the Giant Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Offler the Crocodile god.

Aboriginal Brexan is ranked 294,168^th in the world and 5^th in The Remote Highlands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.7 law-abiding acts per hour.

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