The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.744 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 601 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,714 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, small shoes often wash up on the beach, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Christmas Tree Factory of Cobleck Weleis.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Rahatalia.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Empire of Gim.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Kingdom of Angshire.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Hewani.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Bechnunland.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of New Dilli.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Federation of Glorystic.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Island Nation of Supackiatsch.
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