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The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity


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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.496 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 898 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,257 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Abjectly Ludicrous Colonial Thesaurus. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 693rd in the world and 6th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 23,305.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 222ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 330thMost Primitive: 436thLargest Gambling Industry: 693rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 737thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 943rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,016thMost Avoided: 1,582ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,693rdFattest Citizens: 1,984thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,179thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,260thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,037thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,117thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,131stLargest Mining Sector: 5,310thRudest Citizens: 5,778thLargest Black Market: 6,382ndNudest: 6,967thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,200thMost Armed: 10,334thTop
Most Secular: 12,294thMost Efficient Economies: 13,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,456thHighest Average Incomes: 16,536thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,053rdHighest Economic Output: 19,067th
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionRudest Citizens: 87th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 94th in the region

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