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The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity

“Thus”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.99 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 837 trillion Dabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,742 Dabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 895,473 per year while the poor average 8,898, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise an Empress's name on an hourly basis, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing an Empress's praises, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 207,792nd in the world and 10,117th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.04 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 67thMost Influential: 197thMost Ignorant Citizens: 311thMost Primitive: 416thLargest Gambling Industry: 587thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 745thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 903rdHighest Crime Rates: 914thMost Avoided: 1,499thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,764thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,068thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,674thLargest Retail Industry: 2,738thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,916thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,228thLargest Mining Sector: 5,333rdNudest: 6,559thLargest Black Market: 6,712thRudest Citizens: 6,930thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,881stMost Armed: 9,081stTop
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Most Secular: 11,895thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,694thMost Efficient Economies: 13,866thHighest Average Incomes: 15,940thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,953rdHighest Economic Output: 20,187th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 136th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 139th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 213th in the regionLargest Black Market: 254th in the regionNudest: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 317th in the regionMost Armed: 318th in the regionRudest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 443rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 617th in the regionMost Secular: 648th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 698th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 730th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 751st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 785th in the regionLargest Populations: 851st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 873rd in the region

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