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The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity


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The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.435 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,492 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The legal profession considers itself above the law, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 233,501st in the world and 1,203rd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -3.16 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 354thMost Primitive: 425thMost Influential: 478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 639thLargest Gambling Industry: 737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 852ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 965thHighest Crime Rates: 1,131stMost Avoided: 1,648thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,834thFattest Citizens: 2,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,355thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,996thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,990thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,428thRudest Citizens: 5,078thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,133rdLargest Black Market: 5,571stLargest Mining Sector: 5,700thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,261stNudest: 7,434thTop
Most Armed: 12,262ndMost Secular: 12,621stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,050thMost Efficient Economies: 14,150thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,426thHighest Average Incomes: 16,233rdHighest Economic Output: 17,195thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,556th
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 66th in the regionRudest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 98th in the region

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