The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity
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The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.496 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 898 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,257 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Abjectly Ludicrous Colonial Thesaurus. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Phillicans.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The SERENISSIMA REPUBBLICA of ENOTRIA.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Federal Aristocracy of Thracia and Crimea.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Diophantine.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Republic of Zeronica.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Federal Republic of Castelblancia.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Democratic People's Republic of Botizia.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The United States of Grand Trestan.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Kingdom of Edelsia.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Empire of Czarigrad.
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