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The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity


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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.744 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 601 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,714 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, small shoes often wash up on the beach, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 9,251st in the world and 485th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 91.54 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71stMost Influential: 260thMost Primitive: 601stMost Ignorant Citizens: 639thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 933rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,512thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,527thMost Avoided: 2,651stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,140thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,256thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,571stLargest Retail Industry: 4,702ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,869thNudest: 4,997thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,193rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,359thLargest Black Market: 5,477thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,019thFattest Citizens: 7,222ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,709thTop
Most Secular: 9,251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,760thRudest Citizens: 16,391st
Most Primitive: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionMost Avoided: 85th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 166th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 173rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 180th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 180th in the regionNudest: 183rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 214th in the regionFattest Citizens: 246th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 485th in the regionRudest Citizens: 599th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 872nd in the region

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