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The Turkish Sultanate of Abessinienreich

“...The world is ruled by brains, by justice,...”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Commonwealth of Liberty

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Turkish Sultanate of Abessinienreich is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 678 million Turkishes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Abessinienreichian economy, worth 52.8 trillion Turkish lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,939 Turkish lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 352,010 per year while the poor average 10,614, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Abessinienreich to be bombproof, and the nation is now proudly cholera-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Abessinienreich's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abessinienreich is ranked 174,931st in the world and 79th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 49.36 Whatever.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,518thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,323rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,379thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,898th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the region

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