Spotlight on:
The Emirate of Aberzanthia |
“Dassa hada hayna”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: the Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Emirate of Aberzanthia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Snarfra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.41 billion Aberzanthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lhughoz. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Aberzanthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion tyarns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,912 tyarns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aberzanthia's national animal is the aurochs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esoteric Midorism.
Aberzanthia is ranked 15,135th in the world and 279th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns.
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
- : Aberzanthia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, there's no representation without taxation.
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, large areas of Aberzanthia are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in Aberzanthia, large sections of Aberzanthia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.