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The Emirate of Aberzanthia

“Dassa hada hayna”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Emirate of Aberzanthia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Snarfra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.41 billion Aberzanthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lhughoz. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aberzanthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion tyarns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,912 tyarns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aberzanthia's national animal is the aurochs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esoteric Midorism.

Aberzanthia is ranked 15,135th in the world and 279th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,978thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,442ndSafest: 7,240thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,510thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,074thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,533rdNicest Citizens: 11,506thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,146thBest Weather: 14,897thMost Cultured: 15,135thMost Developed: 15,428thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,497thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 17,174thMost Stationary: 17,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,076thSmartest Citizens: 18,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,794thHighest Economic Output: 20,489thMost Influential: 21,226thHealthiest Citizens: 21,543rdLargest Retail Industry: 28,043rdLargest Governments: 28,888thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,507thLowest Crime Rates: 30,328thHighest Average Incomes: 33,163rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 84th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Stationary: 172nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 183rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionRudest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 213th in the regionMost Devout: 217th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 224th in the regionNicest Citizens: 240th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 277th in the regionMost Cultured: 279th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287th in the regionLargest Populations: 300th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304th in the regionBest Weather: 314th in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 356th in the region

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