Spotlight on:
The Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft |
“Respublika!”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Antarctica |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Rako Novoire with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.164 billion Fleftics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riuwiee. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fleftic economy, worth a remarkable 9,672 trillion new penenks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 275,076 new penenks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abanhfleft's national animal is the Ayatollah kingfisher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is nationalism.
Abanhfleft is ranked 882nd in the world and 3rd in Antarctica for Largest Black Market, with 6,597 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
- : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
- : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
- : Following new legislation in Abanhfleft, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
- : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Abanhfleft was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.