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The Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft

“Respublika!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Antarctica

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Rako Novoire with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.164 billion Fleftics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riuwiee. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fleftic economy, worth a remarkable 9,672 trillion new penenks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 275,076 new penenks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abanhfleft's national animal is the Ayatollah kingfisher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is nationalism.

Abanhfleft is ranked 882nd in the world and 3rd in Antarctica for Largest Black Market, with 6,597 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Black Market: 882ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 992ndHighest Economic Output: 1,017thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,250thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,951stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,285thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,480thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,623rdFattest Citizens: 2,758thLargest Populations: 2,982ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,160thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,474thHighest Average Incomes: 4,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,122ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,323rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,447thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,541stMost Cultured: 4,866thLargest Mining Sector: 5,340thMost Influential: 5,838thLargest Governments: 6,174thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,438thRudest Citizens: 6,734thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,236thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,649thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,789thLargest Retail Industry: 8,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,066thMost Efficient Economies: 9,787thMost Stationary: 9,820thLowest Crime Rates: 9,951stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,262ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,069thMost Developed: 11,426thMost Inclusive: 12,025thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,812thHighest Food Quality: 12,985thSmartest Citizens: 13,036thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,867thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,481stMost Secular: 15,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,543rdTop
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Most Armed: 17,280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,775thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,889th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the region

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