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The Armed Republic of Aarne Edward Juutilainen

“The Terror of Morocco”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Ace of Aces

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Armed Republic of Aarne Edward Juutilainen is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The democratic, devout population of 5.991 billion Aarne Edward Juutilainenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aarne Edward Juutilainenian economy, worth 299 trillion Suomen markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 50,009 Suomen markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Leader's portrait, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, and unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aarne Edward Juutilainen's national animal is the Chestnut bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aarne Edward Juutilainen is ranked 136,213th in the world and 9th in Ace of Aces for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 525.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,420thMost Devout: 16,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,435th
Most Devout: 1st in the region

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