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The Empire of Aandruzognivia

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The Empire of Aandruzognivia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cæsar Morchonicus VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.692 billion Aandruzognivians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapapheperoma. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aandruzognivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion Dinariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 242,800 Dinariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the fate of the world literally rests on Cæsar Morchonicus VI's fingers, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and Cæsar Morchonicus VI's Twitcher account is typically used to share Ægela memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aandruzognivia's national animal is the Ægela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy of Vistibule.

Aandruzognivia is ranked 263,092^nd in the world and 6,652^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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