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The Aalapapaloopicracy of Aalapapaloopiland

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Aalapapaloopicracy of Aalapapaloopiland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mighty Aalapapaloop with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.369 billion Aalapapaloopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aalapapaloopiville. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aalapapaloopilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Human fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,425 Human fingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Aalapapaloopiland, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Mighty Aalapapaloop, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aalapapaloopiland's national animal is the Houseplant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aalapapaloopism.

Aalapapaloopiland is ranked 123,837th in the world and 3,957th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 9.86 Obesity Rate.

Most Primitive: 99thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161stMost Ignorant Citizens: 186thMost Devout: 270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 629thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,504thLargest Mining Sector: 1,581stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,608thLargest Black Market: 1,799thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,724thMost Conservative: 3,867thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,919thMost Avoided: 4,472ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,951stHighest Average Incomes: 6,455thNudest: 6,642ndMost Authoritarian: 6,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,070thLargest Governments: 8,980thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,053rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,412thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,656thHighest Economic Output: 16,848thBest Weather: 20,241stMost Efficient Economies: 22,680th
Most Devout: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rd in the regionMost Conservative: 128th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionMost Avoided: 189th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 206th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 207th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 210th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 221st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 228th in the regionLargest Governments: 243rd in the regionNudest: 278th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 350th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 359th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 411th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 422nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 432nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 439th in the regionBest Weather: 457th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 587th in the regionMost Stationary: 643rd in the region

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