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The Korporatokratie of Aachenheimer is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive Paul E Reed with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.435 billion Aachenese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aachen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aachenese economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion Kronamarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 234,124 Kronamarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,251,032 per year while the poor average 22,985, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, replacement organs are grown in vats, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Kronamark charge on their phone bill, and drowning sailors are hung out to dry. Crime is totally unknown. Aachenheimer's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aachenheimer is ranked 306,269^th in the world and 120^th in Portugal for Most Pacifist, with 6.37 cheeks turned per day.