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The Assassination Method of A poisoned apple

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The Assassination Method of A poisoned apple is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lucien Lachance with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.798 billion poisoned appleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Farragut. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The strong poisoned applean economy, worth 353 trillion poisoned apples a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 52,024 poisoned apples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, Lucien Lachance has just been declared ruler of A poisoned apple in an international press conference, and Five Tenets has been named as A poisoned apple's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. A poisoned apple's national animal is the skeleton, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Five Tenets.

A poisoned apple is ranked 155,357^th in the world and 3,367^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.57 law-abiding acts per hour.

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