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The New Lotte-revering Society of A Guy from Some Place

“We bear witness that there is no best girl but Lotte”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The New Lotte-revering Society of A Guy from Some Place is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Lotte-worshipping oligarchy with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.919 billion Aguyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Place Aguya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aguyan economy, worth 931 trillion Lotte nendoroids a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 157,426 Lotte nendoroids, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,433,660 per year while the poor average 1,947, a ratio of 736 to 1.

Colonial subjects have Aguyan culture shoved down their throats, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. A Guy from Some Place's national animal is the Aguyan Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Lotte-worship.

A Guy from Some Place is ranked 3,824th in the world and 70th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,322.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 398thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,178thMost Devout: 1,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,551stMost Armed: 2,686thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,144thMost Patriotic: 3,238thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,636thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,824thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,833rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,119thMost Avoided: 4,788thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,862ndFattest Citizens: 4,929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,105thLargest Mining Sector: 5,656thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,540thLargest Retail Industry: 7,830thLargest Black Market: 9,254thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,681stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,265thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,667thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,450thMost Cultured: 21,000thMost Conservative: 21,589thMost Efficient Economies: 21,743rdMost Influential: 23,137thHighest Economic Output: 23,971stLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,276th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Patriotic: 75th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionMost Avoided: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 122nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 314th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 324th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 371st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 388th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 433rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 490th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 495th in the regionRudest Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Cultured: 569th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 672nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 922nd in the regionMost Influential: 989th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,047th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,054th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,082nd in the regionMost Conservative: 1,083rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,100th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,172nd in the regionMost Developed: 1,205th in the region

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