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The New Lotte-revering Society of A Guy from Some Place

“We bear witness that there is no best girl but Lotte”

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The New Lotte-revering Society of A Guy from Some Place is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Lotte-worshipping oligarchy with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.919 billion Aguyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Place Aguya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aguyan economy, worth 931 trillion Lotte nendoroids a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 157,426 Lotte nendoroids, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,433,660 per year while the poor average 1,947, a ratio of 736 to 1.

Colonial subjects have Aguyan culture shoved down their throats, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. A Guy from Some Place's national animal is the Aguyan Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Lotte-worship.

A Guy from Some Place is ranked 3,824^th in the world and 70^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,322.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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