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The Malicious Crustacean of A crab

“Malice Never Dies”

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The Malicious Crustacean of A crab is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning malicious crab population. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.741 billion malicious crabs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong malicious economy, worth 451 trillion malicious rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 58,297 malicious rubledollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military spending recently hit a new high, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime is moderate. A crab's national animal is the malicious crab.

A crab is ranked 201,977^th in the world and 6,399^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 39.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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