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The Adorableness of A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls

“۞ *squeak squeak* Muy frío! ۞”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Adorableness of A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Alpha Hispanic Girl Zulma Barrientos with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.092 billion puffy Hispanic girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Salvador. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girlsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,756 trillion Papayas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 219,775 Papayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, citizens are grown in vats, protestors are soaking piles of Papayas in blood to make a point about government incomes, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls's national animal is the Chupacabra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adorable Squeakyness.

A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls is ranked 231,569th in the world and 7,240th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -312 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 257thLargest Black Market: 433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 464thMost Devout: 650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 856thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,704thLowest Crime Rates: 1,725thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,194thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,354thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,455thHighest Economic Output: 3,338thLargest Governments: 3,732ndBest Weather: 4,666thHighest Average Incomes: 5,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,509thHealthiest Citizens: 5,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,738thLargest Populations: 12,138thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,430thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,860thMost Authoritarian: 17,867thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,117thMost Conservative: 22,585thMost Inclusive: 24,379th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionBest Weather: 121st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 139th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 336th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 380th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 387th in the regionMost Inclusive: 408th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 450th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 497th in the regionMost Developed: 554th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 575th in the regionMost Conservative: 712th in the region

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