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The United States of A-Murr-ica

“Like a boss!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Very Strong
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Location: Impractical Jokers Jokes

Regional Influence: Power


The United States of A-Murr-ica is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 590 million A-Murr-icans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staten Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong A-Murr-ican economy, worth 38.6 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 65,350 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,702 per year while the poor average 14,712, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the country is preparing for war, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named A-Murr-ica's new capital. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A-Murr-ica's national animal is the Murr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A-Murr-ica is ranked 35,321st in the world and 1st in Impractical Jokers Jokes for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 14.73 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,683rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,782ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,464th

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