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The Nation formally by the name of 9003

“They're taking the friends to Gold town”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Goblin with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.34 billion public filth have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 5,020 trillion gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 289,558 gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,869,830 per year while the poor average 18,055, a ratio of 103 to 1.

Public urination is on the increase, smog in Angband is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 13,458th in the world and 657th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 29.68 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 7thMost Avoided: 141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142ndFattest Citizens: 176thLargest Mining Sector: 220thMost Corrupt Governments: 231stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 246thMost Ignorant Citizens: 327thMost Armed: 339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 431stLargest Insurance Industry: 517thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 586thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 702ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 729thHighest Disposable Incomes: 743rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 976thHighest Crime Rates: 981stRudest Citizens: 1,085thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,302ndHighest Economic Output: 1,849thLargest Retail Industry: 1,994thHighest Average Incomes: 2,222ndTop
Most Devout: 2,463rdMost Primitive: 2,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,191stLargest Black Market: 3,795thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,817thMost Influential: 4,436thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,324thMost Efficient Economies: 6,038thNudest: 7,237thLargest Populations: 9,430thTop
Largest Governments: 13,458thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,295th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 69th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 77th in the regionMost Devout: 101st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119th in the regionMost Primitive: 144th in the regionLargest Black Market: 149th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 297th in the regionNudest: 301st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 657th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 789th in the region

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