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The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of 9003

“𓆏 𓆏 𓆏”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311

The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.944 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 6,119 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 292,189 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,803,272 per year while the poor average 20,545, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

Baiting is a national sport, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 50,065th in the world and 1,791st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 19.48 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 122ndMost Avoided: 130thFattest Citizens: 144thLargest Mining Sector: 239thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 258thMost Corrupt Governments: 273rdMost Armed: 311thMost Ignorant Citizens: 323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 699thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 723rdHighest Crime Rates: 726thHighest Disposable Incomes: 730thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 843rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 949thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,024thMost Primitive: 1,382ndHighest Economic Output: 1,763rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,024thHighest Average Incomes: 2,507thMost Devout: 2,590thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,950thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,494thLargest Black Market: 4,701stMost Efficient Economies: 7,048thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,187thNudest: 8,099thLargest Populations: 8,735thMost Influential: 12,823rdTop
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Largest Governments: 15,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,483rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,158thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,975th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Primitive: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Populations: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the regionLargest Black Market: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 163rd in the regionNudest: 227th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 362nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 377th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 470th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 772nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 797th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 989th in the region

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