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The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of 9003

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The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.944 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 6,119 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 292,189 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,803,272 per year while the poor average 20,545, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

Baiting is a national sport, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 50,065^th in the world and 1,791^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 19.48 flags saluted per person per day.

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