The Nation formally by the name of 9003
“They're taking the friends to Gold town”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Goblin with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.301 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 4,700 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 288,380 gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,887,734 per year while the poor average 17,312, a ratio of 109 to 1.
It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, many are questioning The Great Goblin wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Slave to the man military, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 9003 resigned from the World Assembly.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The Be Best of McMasterdonia.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Lakemba.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The Kingdom of Mon Civia.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The Empire of Some Random TNP Nation.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Navsland.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The Republic of Yukti.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The Republic of Siwale.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The United States of Daiz.
- : 9003 was endorsed by The Federation of Vaarland.