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The Nation formally by the name of 9003

“They're taking the friends to Gold town”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.512 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 5,536 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 299,097 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute The Zombie Goblin's portrait, Human is one of the most popular forenames in 9003, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love The Zombie Goblin, and the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 244,901st in the world and 9,441st in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -19.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 128thMost Avoided: 134thFattest Citizens: 158thLargest Mining Sector: 187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 208thMost Corrupt Governments: 241stMost Ignorant Citizens: 298thMost Armed: 315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 455thLargest Insurance Industry: 495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 560thHighest Disposable Incomes: 672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 758thHighest Crime Rates: 849thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 852ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,314thMost Primitive: 1,510thHighest Economic Output: 1,738thLargest Retail Industry: 1,917thHighest Average Incomes: 2,104thTop
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Most Devout: 2,514thLargest Black Market: 2,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,786thRudest Citizens: 4,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,303rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,572ndNudest: 7,946thMost Influential: 8,271stLargest Populations: 9,342ndTop
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Largest Governments: 14,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,841stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,543rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38th in the regionMost Primitive: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 106th in the regionLargest Populations: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionRudest Citizens: 265th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 286th in the regionNudest: 306th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 429th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 748th in the region

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