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The of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.622 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth an astonishing 10,398 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 390,607 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,324,876 per year while the poor average 30,056, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 11,998^th in the world and 162^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 461 trillion Standard Monetary Units.