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The Republic of 900134

“I love 9003”

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The Republic of 900134 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.497 billion 900134ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 900134ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,498 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 900134's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

900134 is ranked 32,245^th in the world and 53^rd in Big Farma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.41 law-abiding acts per hour.

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