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The Republic of 900121

“I love 9003”

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The Republic of 900121 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.626 billion 900121ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong 900121ian economy, worth 334 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,283 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 900121's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

900121 is ranked 252,210^th in the world and 252^nd in Big Farma for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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