Spotlight on:
The Republic of 900119 |
“I love 9003”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Big Farma |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Republic of 900119 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.381 billion 900119ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.1%.
The frighteningly efficient 900119ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 148,162 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 900119's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
900119 is ranked 36,123rd in the world and 25th in Big Farma for Most Stationary, with 1,249.97123474012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 900119, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in 900119, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in 900119, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
- : Following new legislation in 900119, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in 900119, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : 900119 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in 900119, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
- : Following new legislation in 900119, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in 900119, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : Following new legislation in 900119, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.