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The United Socialist States of 4D Donkeys

“Contemporary Art is basically Socialism”

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The United Socialist States of 4D Donkeys is a huge, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 416 million 4D Donkeys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish 4D Donkeysian economy, worth 10.4 trillion Mutual Social Aid Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is 24,897 Mutual Social Aid Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, bike rage is all the rage, and citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4D Donkeys's national animal is the Kimolos Donkey.

4D Donkeys is ranked 239,251^st in the world and 1,066^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.18 crimes per hour.

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