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The Crooked Blob Council of 3of3 |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Region of Blobs |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Crooked Blob Council of 3of3 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Reginald Mustard-Smyth with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.861 billion 3of3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4thville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.
The frighteningly efficient 3of3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion lire a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 110,339 lire, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, Sir Reginald Mustard-Smyth's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3of3's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tres de la Naryanism.
3of3 is ranked 239,632nd in the world and 2nd in Region of Blobs for Most Stationary, with 21.76697912468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 3of3's influence in Region of Blobs fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : 3of3's influence in Region of Blobs fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : 3of3's influence in Region of Blobs fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : 3of3's influence in Region of Blobs rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Following new legislation in 3of3, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in 3of3, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in 3of3, Sir Reginald Mustard-Smyth's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in 3of3, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : Following new legislation in 3of3, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.
- : 3of3 relocated from Lazarus to Region of Blobs.