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The Join Lily of 35-Sweeze

“My main nation is sweeze, join lily!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: The Allied Nations of Egalaria

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Join Lily of 35-Sweeze is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The quiet, industrious population of 7.406 billion 35-Sweezeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 35-Sweezean economy, worth 254 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,316 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 35-Sweeze's national animal is the Join Lily.

35-Sweeze is ranked 206,856th in the world and 2,235th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Smartest Citizens, with 19.96 quips per hour.

Most Stationary: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 132nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 181st in the regionNicest Citizens: 186th in the regionSafest: 275th in the regionBest Weather: 277th in the region

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