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The Armed Republic of 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment |
“Subservient to Kelton, Subservient to Christ”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Armed Republic of 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 699 million 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regimentians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regimentian economy, worth 28.8 trillion Shemnis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,236 Shemnis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Every workday begins with group therapy, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", auditors are gutting every governmental department, and 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment has designated 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment is ranked 253,156th in the world and 3,968th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 22.22 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment, 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment has designated 2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in
2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
- : Following new legislation in
2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in
2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in
2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
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2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
- : Following new legislation in
2nd Keltan Coastal Defense Regiment, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.