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The Incorporated States of 1337istan

“We did it for the lulz”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Incorporated States of 1337istan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Reinhard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.069 billion 1337istanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddit. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 1337istanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,146 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,760 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1337istan's national animal is the Longcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

1337istan is ranked 148,433rd in the world and 2,804th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 169.08525289648 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,840thTop
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Safest: 3,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,295thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,620thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,686thMost Developed: 6,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,750thHighest Economic Output: 6,795thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,616thMost Cultured: 7,717thLargest Governments: 7,901stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,366thSmartest Citizens: 8,564thHealthiest Citizens: 8,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,586thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,650thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,830thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,219thHighest Food Quality: 11,579thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,107thLowest Crime Rates: 13,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,293rdTop
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Largest Populations: 16,432ndMost Secular: 18,670thNicest Citizens: 19,375thHighest Average Incomes: 19,762ndBest Weather: 21,614thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,346thMost Efficient Economies: 27,055thMost Patriotic: 27,539th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionTop
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Safest: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 250th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 263rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 268th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 276th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 279th in the regionMost Developed: 336th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 358th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 373rd in the regionMost Cultured: 376th in the regionLargest Governments: 387th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 437th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 458th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 474th in the regionLargest Populations: 492nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 527th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 531st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 605th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 630th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 662nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 748th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 781st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 817th in the regionMost Politically Free: 954th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 990th in the region

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