Spotlight on:
The Incorporated States of 1337istan |
“We did it for the lulz”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Incorporated States of 1337istan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Reinhard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.069 billion 1337istanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddit. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The frighteningly efficient 1337istanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,146 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,760 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1337istan's national animal is the Longcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
1337istan is ranked 148,433rd in the world and 2,804th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 169.08525289648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 1337istan's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : 1337istan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
- : 1337istan's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : 1337istan's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : 1337istan's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : 1337istan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : 1337istan was refounded in Osiris.
- : 1337istan ceased to exist in Balder.
- : 1337istan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : 1337istan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.