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The Armed Republic of 12 year olds

“I Wasn't Even There When it Happened!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Alberta

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Armed Republic of 12 year olds is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bug with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.463 billion 12 year olds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miri. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 12 year old economy, worth a remarkable 6,066 trillion wedgies a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,882 wedgies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, black tea is only available on the black market, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime is totally unknown. 12 year olds's national animal is the soft kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Anarchy.

12 year olds is ranked 598th in the world and 1st in Alberta for Most Stationary, with 5,436.70485384 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 283rdNudest: 531stMost Stationary: 598thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,087thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,328thLargest Black Market: 1,487thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,031stHighest Economic Output: 2,354thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,131stLargest Populations: 3,359thMost Cultured: 4,413thMost Primitive: 4,563rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,762ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,190thMost Influential: 7,041stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,927thHighest Food Quality: 10,941stSmartest Citizens: 11,207thHighest Average Incomes: 12,293rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,507thMost Developed: 13,007thLargest Governments: 13,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,574thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,883rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,978thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,860thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,960thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,964thMost Inclusive: 23,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,917thMost Income Equality: 25,346th

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