Spotlight on:
The Colony of 1050056 |
“201811419 189782019”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: 105 |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Colony of 1050056 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.183 billion 1050056ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 1050056ian economy, worth 944 trillion 131514525s a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,549 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 1050056's national animal is the 1951822112, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
1050056 is ranked 312,463rd in the world and 2,000th in 105 for Nudest, with 4.75 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in 1050056, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.