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The Republic of -The New England Patriots-

“Brady is the System”

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The Republic of -The New England Patriots- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Gronkowsky with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.855 billion Bostionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient -The New England Patriots-ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,121 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 436,985 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The election for Robert Gronkowsky's office's janitor is heating up, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown. -The New England Patriots-'s national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is NFL.

-The New England Patriots- is ranked 75,208^th in the world and 3^rd in Goddess White for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.27 law-abiding acts per hour.

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