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The Stained Spattered Porcelain of -Taco Hell-

“Run for the ....bathroom!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Corporate States of America

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Stained Spattered Porcelain of -Taco Hell- is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gidget the Chihuahua with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.645 billion -Taco Hell-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chihuahua City. The average income tax rate is 11.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The -Taco Hell-ian economy, worth 733 trillion health inspections a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,041 health inspections, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. -Taco Hell-'s national animal is the E-coli infected chihuahua and its national religion is Holy Church of Intestinal Cramp Parasite.

-Taco Hell- is ranked 147,104th in the world and 24th in Corporate States of America for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.64 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Stationary: 8,366thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,196thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,534thMost Secular: 18,921stHighest Drug Use: 22,152ndLargest Populations: 22,764th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the region

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