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The Dimwitted Demon of -Satania-

“Tremble in fear before me, lowly humans!”

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The Dimwitted Demon of -Satania- is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Satania with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.712 billion Sataniaians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanist economy, worth 673 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 117,860 yen, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime is totally unknown. -Satania-'s national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-Satania- is ranked 128,630^th in the world and 4^th in Wolf Rave for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 686.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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