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The Laziness of -Patrick Star-

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Indonesia Nusantara

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Laziness of -Patrick Star- is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Patrick Star with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.37 billion Starians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient PatStalian economy, worth 865 trillion $ Sand Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 161,106 $ Sand Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,461,479 per year while the poor average 2,069, a ratio of 706 to 1.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, nude art is becoming wildly popular, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Starfish and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. -Patrick Star-'s national animal is the Starfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Laziness.

-Patrick Star- is ranked 216,890th in the world and 13th in Indonesia Nusantara for Most Stationary, with 31.85204211468 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 521stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,357thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,450thHighest Crime Rates: 1,540thFattest Citizens: 1,607thNudest: 1,662ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,914thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,965thMost Avoided: 2,547thMost Armed: 2,671stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,876thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,951stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,414thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,412thLargest Retail Industry: 6,408thLargest Mining Sector: 8,419thRudest Citizens: 9,312thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,061stMost Secular: 13,217thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,474thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,287thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,025thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,852ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,765thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,663rdMost Pro-Market: 26,094th
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10%
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

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