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The Republic of -Greater Canada-

“May God be with us”

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The Republic of -Greater Canada- is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.935 billion -Greater Canada-ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse -Greater Canada-ian economy, worth 358 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,047 Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in -Greater Canada- to be bombproof, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Greater Canada-'s national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Greater Canada- is ranked 40,002^nd in the world and 9^th in Geopolity for Rudest Citizens, with 77.59 Insults Per Minute.

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