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The Loving Couple of -F4n Art-

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The Loving Couple of -F4n Art- is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hunter with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.611 billion -F4n Art-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexside. The average income tax rate is 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient -F4n Art-ian economy, worth 656 trillion snails a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 99,283 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, most citizens in -F4n Art- are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Hunter, and gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -F4n Art-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-F4n Art- is ranked 344,598^th in the world and 13^th in Westminster for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -19.02 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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