Spotlight on:
The Island of Thousand Temples of -Bali |
“Bali Dwipa Jaya”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: Council of Asia |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Island of Thousand Temples of -Bali is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by I Wayan Koster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.962 billion Balinese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DenPasar. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Balinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,974 trillion Rupiah Balis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 247,944 Rupiah Balis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Trains and passengers alike are often late, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Bali's national animal is the Balinese Starling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hindu Bali.
-Bali is ranked 322,630th in the world and 534th in Council of Asia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -17.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, trains and passengers alike are often late.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.